Monday, May 23, 2005

When you're here, it's all peaches and cream! But when you're not, it's all raspberries and tarts!

General Announcement #1) I am going outta my mind right now for reasons which only 2 people in the universe currently know of, and part of the craziness comes from the fact that I can't really tell anyone what I'm going crazy about. Now that's whatcha call a vicious circle. Just thought I should preface this blog with that information, so that you can make excuses for me because of my present state of mind.
General Announcement #2) I've tried to make it as clear as possible that my name is now "Peg-Leg Whittaker," but the name doesn't seem to be sticking. Would you like to know that name that IS sticking? Against my will? "Gimpy." Definitely not as cool as "Peg-Leg Whittaker."
General Announcement #3) Did anyone else watch the highly anticipated "Muppet Wizard of Oz"? Was anyone else gravely dissappointed? I only caught about 15 minutes of it, and it was crappy. Lame-o.
General Announcement #4) Maybe I'll go to film school in a year or two. Just throwing that out there.
General Announcement #5) Annie and I both have the day off and we're bored out of our bloody minds. We've been stuck in the house all day, and don't have the car, and I can't walk anywhere. Whaa. "We've got cabin fever, we're all going MAD!"
General Announcement #6) I apologize that a great deal of this blog so far has been complaining. *Ph-tooey* It's all been spit in the fire now and is disentigrating and neither of us shall have to deal with the unpleasantness of complaints any longer!

Now that we've taken care of the necessary business, I should like to bring up a subject most worthy of your attention. Pancakes.
The simple fact of the matter is that pancakes are deceiving. Pancakes, in general, have an innate sense of simplicity to them. Even world-reknowned chefs would have you think that the pancake epitomizes simplicity. But au contraire. Pancakes are one of the most delicate and pain-stakingly complicated meals to concoct. I'm just saying.

Think about it, won't you?


Anonymous said...

Not only that, but when you eat pancakes, no matter how hard you try you cannot keep the syrup off of your utensils! It creates a very sticky situation, if you get my drift.
The commercial for Muppet Wizard of Oz was only like a second long before it got cut out on our TV but I screamed with glee at the sight of it. I guess that I am glad now that I didn't get to see it if it wasn't all that great.
Much love, Jen

Baxamus said...


Beckah said...

YOU...ARE...WEIRD! (and that, my friends, is directed to the one and only Steven Baxter). And I'm sorry that you're having kind of a hard time. But I love you!

Little Whee said...

I think the world would be a happier place if pancakes ruled the world.
Hey, at least it would solve world hunger