So in celebration, here are a few gems from the last pages. This batch is pretty Jacob-heavy, but I do hang out with him ALL THE TIME.
Liz: Man, I had weird dreams last night.
Jacob: So did I.
Liz: Did you have a make out dream about Jason Sudeikis, too?!
"Nothing glamorous can ever be by a Papa John's." -- Isha
(Brigham, Riley, and Marshall sing an amazing harmony in rehearsal)
Marshall: Yes! That was awesome! I'm all...hot and bothered now!
Riley: Really?
Marshall: It doesn't take much, with musicals.
"Most of my childhood was spent in pursuit of feeling like I was flying." -- Jacob
"What the heck even are pugs?! They're nothing but booty and smooshed faces." -- Laura
"I HATE math! I'm better at POOPING than I am at math!" -- Jacob
"#1 reason to live in conservative cities. Awesome books are donated to the thrift store." -- Carrie
"No more hitchhikers! The last one had diabetes!" -- Anonymous, said during an improv scene
"I've spent the last few years trying to think of things other than Star Wars." -- Jacob
Liz: Brandilyn's an old soul, for sure.
Brandilyn: I'm the oldest soul. It really shines through in my butt jokes.
"So...I've been thinking. And...I can't come up with anything." -- Jacob, out of the blue
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I MADE THE QUOTE BOOK?!?!?! Biggest honor! I live for these posts. They ake me feel a little bit like I'm at an improv rehearsal, which is a very good thing.
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