Thursday, February 06, 2014

Historical Figures You Didn't Know Were Super-Attractive

So some of these people weren't the nicest people in the world, and some of them even did some really bad stuff. But we're not talking about that. Just how attractive they were.

(Which some may argue is objectifying people, but here's my defense: I'm not blogging about them as objects. I'm blogging about them like, "Hey, here's an additional piece of information about this person you can add to your repertoire of knowledge about them." Objectification seems to be when you ignore the whole person and make them a thing to be acted upon. My intention is to add an extra dimension to their personhood.)

Plus, it's fun.

J. Robert Oppenheimer, scientist who worked on the atomic bomb:

Got almost a Clint Eastwood thing going on here.

Johannes Brahms, musician and composer:

Um, I hate to admit it, but check out this young, brooding Joseph Stalin...

Almanzo Wilder, husband to "Little House on the Prairie" author Laura Ingalls Wilder:

Rutherford B. Hayes, the 19th President of the United States:

More like Rutherford B. "Heeeeeeyyy how YOU doin'...."


Brandilyn said...

Stalin's got Twilight hair, but done RIGHT! Looks like a Calvin Klein ad! Wow-ee! (Ahem, it's very late...I feel like I'm going to regret this comment in the morning)

Anonymous said...

Agreed, Stalin was a hottie

Anonymous said...

Boy, was he ever. Great, great hair.

Unknown said...

Almanzo Wilder is the one who gets my engine running...and yes Stalin, Hayes, and Brahams are hotties too...Wow...that would be one hell of a historical gang bang I'd be willing to go back in time and pursue, )(I'm Gay so we're ALWAYS thinking about shit like that...LOL) ;-)