Sunday, July 10, 2005

War of the WINDOWS!

A little scripture chase in honor of the Sabbath tonight!
First of all, I totally got to go to church today! My sunday schedule has changed from 1 to 9, which is AWESOME. It also means I'm on the go ALL DAY. Church from 9 to noon, then work from 1 to 9...long day. But I digress.
So the apartments we currently live in have sort of a really stupid set-up. Our bedroom windows face boy's apartments kitchens. Which means if we forget to close the curtains, or want to leave them open to let the cool night air into our freakin' hot apartments, they can see right in. After several occasions of them seeing us in the underwear-ness and NOT AVERTING THEIR EYES, but instead grabbing their roomates to come look, we got fed up! Instead of yelling at them like we origonally were planning to, we decided on a more diplomatic, humorous, and more, well, MORMON approach. We found an appropraite scripture and put it up in our window to read. They replied with more scriptures, and thus began the war of the windows!
But I'd hate to ruin your fun, so you have to go look up these scriptures for yourself.
*If you are not LDS or do not have access to these scriptures, and also would like to know what these said, let me know and I'll tell you.*

The first scripture we put up was
D&C 42:23

The boys replied with
1 Tim. 2:11
Matt. 7:3

Which we, with our razor sharp wit and vicious rhetoric and seminary saavy-ness, replied to with
Prov. 31:20
followed by
Isa. 14:15

Have fun!


J-E-N said...

Nice work.

Liz-a-nator said...

We overheard them talking about us last night. We couldn't hear all that clearly, but we're pretty positive they called us either "vixens" or "sirens"...we're not sure which. I'm not sure if that can be a compliment or not...but I do know that I find it funny.

Willie Z said...

Scripture battle!

But if it were me, I'd rig up a water balloon slingshot. It sounds like a pretty direct shot....

Liz-a-nator said...

Good call, Zeibster! And they totally haven't even attempted to retaliate against our latest scriptures. I mean, I want to win, but I don't want to win THAT easily. I think water balloons would be in order at this point...

Derek said...

U Rock!

Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.

^^That made me laugh^^

Anonymous said...

...thats really funny..but slightly dissapointing. It's sad that the boys were dumb like that. I guess thats why we all respect dan so much, becuase he averts his eyes whenever bad stuff comes up. Good mormon boys. Maybe we should send someone to go beat them up for you..

Beckah said...

Yeah, boys like that are gross. But good approach! Way to use the scriptures. I liked the last one, too. That was very good.